Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of each class, class sizes will be limited to a maximum of 8 participants. Registration must be completed by January 5th.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
This class will feature step by step instruction and a slide presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
This class will feature pictures and explanatory graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 4
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
This class will feature examples on video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 5
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 6
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 7
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
This class will feature graphics and audio tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 8
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
This class will feature real life testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 9
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
This class will feature driving simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 10
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 11
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
This class will feature relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 12
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 13
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used.
This class will feature a live demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.