Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
I read the Bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.
How did you know you were God? Who told you?
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?
I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don’t, who does?
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don’t do any now?
Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
15. Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What’s up? Don’t forget.
My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn’t sound right. What do you say?
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can’t you do that with the moon?
I am doing the best I can. Really !!!!
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.